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Porn Critique Vol. 3 – GIF Edition!

Posted: August 5, 2012 by 0N3HiTWONDER in Featured Fuck

By Cheryl It’s easy to become heartlessly desensitized in a world where the media is throwing images of vivid violence, perverse sexuality, and other WTF moral dilemmas which turn tragedy into comedy into manic laughter that strikes terror into the cavity a heart and soul once occupied in every egomaniac within earshot. But that might […]

Masque Sexual Flavors Review

Posted: August 3, 2012 by 0N3HiTWONDER in Featured Fuck

By Cheryl                When we were informed that August is National Romance Month, of course it immediately became a running gag we used to have all of the steamy naughtiness we could pack into a 24 hour intervals. With every muscle sore and utterly devoid of bodily fluids, I am just now questioning the […]

When I was a little girl smoking pot with my big sister under a graffiti ridden bridge, I always fantasized of walking up to the DEA HQ in D.C. and telling them to personally fuck right off before promptly shitting on their front lawn. Today I was given one of those opportunities, and while I […]

By Mickey Hula I usually cycle through porn for about ten minutes to a half an hour before making my selection. I spend more time screening pornography than I do actually watching it, this is because most of the porn out there is disgusting, or so obviously fake it simply fails to signify sex – […]

Porn Critique Vol. 1

Posted: June 2, 2012 by 0N3HiTWONDER in Featured Fuck

In a world where physical pleasure is (or should be) a universal form of currency, it takes a certain amount of skill, experience, and practice in order to survive. I’m talking, of course, about the adult industry, which not surprisingly employs a very similar business model as the archetype seen in more traditional businesses, like […]