A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, […]
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Joke of the Day
Posted: July 25, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Events - On the Town, Pragmatic ProfligacyTags: event, joke of the day
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Facials: Modern Era Phenomenon
Posted: July 5, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, Interview, Preview, Shit Sucks News, WTFTags: "Pumps and a Bump", cocksucking, cum, dick, ejaculation, facial, homosexual, MC Hammer, Nineteenth Century, Pop Culture, Research Content, suck
The Influence of the Nineteenth Century Pop Culture Images are copyright (Heather Brooke, ‘Wifey,’ Amateurs) Research Quintin is working on content about facials and trendy methods for today’s pornographic enthusiasts… Stay tuned, because there is more at the jump!
Davis Mallory Releases LGBT Friendly EP – ‘Loud’
Posted: May 26, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Loud Music, WTFTags: Alan Jackson Country Music, Atlanta Rap Hip Hop, David Guetta, Dixie Chicks, Eats Everything, EDM, gay, homosexual, John Michael Montgomery, Kaskade, lesbian, Loud, Mariah Carey, Missy Elliot, Morgan Page, Prince, Shania Twain, Swedish House Mafia, Tennessee, Tim McGraw, TLC, Tracy Chapman, Usher
The creative direction for the Music Video was inspired in part by George Michael, and the fact that I am a Leo with men dressed in lion masks with a came by my cat Xena the Himalayan. It features Nashville Predator ice skater Emily Outlaw, model Kayla Poyner, American Idol’s Hector Montenegro (known professional as […]
New Release: Andrew Judah’s New Single, “Metanoia”
Posted: May 23, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Film Freaks, Loud MusicTags: Andrew Judah, EP, How to Get Away with Murder, Kelowna BC, Shadowhunters, The Path
Announcing the Release of Andrew Judah’s New Single, “Metanoia.” With features from Billboard, Indie Shuffle and more, it’s safe to say that Judah’s music is definitely making waves. Profound lyrics combined with a danceable beat and excellent production set “Metanoia,” apart from its contenders.
Bass Lions Release New EP with Hit Single “Dynamite Quartz”
Posted: May 22, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Loud MusicTags: audio, Bach and Holst, Bass Lions, Dynamite Quartz, Orchestra, SoundCloud, Symphony
Featured Image: Bass Lions – Facebook Quintin I. Goynes Sr. (Facebook)| ManIntheMiddle[qg] Spring 2017: Base Lions Release “Threes” Bass Lions released an EP of modern adaptations of classical music by Bach and Holst – plus a collaborative arrangement & single – with members and associates of the KW Symphony Orchestra. “Threes” represents and rare […]
Scandi Mankind Release New SoundCloud Single – “Three Handfuls of Dirt” (Audio)
Posted: May 22, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Loud MusicTags: "Three Handfuls of Dirt", audio, Scandi Mankind, SoundCloud
Scandi Mankind detonate a scuzz-tastic new single- Spector, The Doors, The Strokes (TLOBF, NME) The Scandi garage-alt-rocky Mankind releases a new scuzz-tastic single’Three Handfuls Of Dirt’ Out Spring 2017 Ingenious, dark and distorted – meet the Swedish underground indie-rock four-piece MANKIND. With their previous releases leaving the Stockholm underground and warehouse scene well and truly shaken, MANKIND […]
Close Talker EP ‘Lens’ – Third Album Due for Release 12th May 2017 via Nevado Music (Audio)
Posted: May 22, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Loud MusicTags: bass lines, Close Talker, new video, you tube
Featured Image Copyright: photo cred: Insomniak Media “Twitchily rhythmic, wan indie, with some pretensions towards epic, ringing guitars, and vocals that express rapture and longing, often at once” – The Guardian “Intricate guitar pop framed by Local Natives-like harmonies and Bombay Bicycle Club briskness.” – Q Magazine “Lush atmosphere with dream-like guitars and melodies with some […]
New Video: Lynn Releases Her Second Single – “Rise High”
Posted: May 22, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Loud MusicTags: Lynn, Pet Shop Boys, Rise High, Yoad Nevo
The song was co-written with the producer of the song Yoad Nevo (London based producer known for his work with Sia, Pet Shop Boys and more). Influenced by pop music from the 90’s, with a more up to date production, shifting between soft clean pop to rock elements, giving a more powerful messy feel to […]
Clearance Sale: ManIntheMiddleqg Is Selling XXX DVDs for $0.99 and Up
Posted: March 4, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, Preview, Theater Thriller, WTFThe Wonderful World of XXX Porn Straight to Your Mailbox New condition porn DVDs are on their way to your house. The categories are vast – monster breast, sexy feet, gay, lesbian, urban blacks, and more. Simply, send an email of inquiry to q.goynes@hotmail.com and the cost for shipping may be omitted from […]
Live: February 19, 2017 -The Golden Age Adult Cinema ‘Tri-Weekend Event’; Part II
Posted: February 19, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Events - On the Town, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, Interview, Preview, Shit Sucks News, Theater ThrillerTags: Alana Evans, Amber Lynn, avn, CA, California, England, films, Golden Age, Interview, Kay Parker, Kentucky, KY, live, nevada, North Hollywood, NV, pornographic industry, Veronica Hart
Quintin Goynes | ManIntheMiddle[qg] The Golden Age Adult Cinema: What Does this Group Do or Believe in? Making decisions has been the ideal goal in the Adult Entertainment business over the past decades. Hot movies hit the shelves in VHS during the 1980s. Popularly, typical adult industry business partners believe in hard work and […]