A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, […]
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Posted: July 25, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Events - On the Town, Pragmatic ProfligacyTags: event, joke of the day
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Attn: The Pre-Nomination for the 2017 XBIZ Awards Launch On Tuesday, Sept. 1. 2016
Posted: August 3, 2016 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, PreviewTags: 2016, awards, movies, nominees, pornography, XBIZ, year
2017 XBIZ Awards Categories, Pre-Nom Dates Announced Quintin Goynes | UltraVulgarSUPERfiend Courtesy of XBIZ.COM LOS ANGELES — XBIZ has pulled back the velvet curtain to unveil its official categories and pre-nomination dates for the 2017 XBIZ Awards, when the legendary Ron Jeremy will host the adult industry’s biggest night. The pre-nomination period for the 2017 […]
‘UltraVulgar’s’ Audiophile Gear Guide 2016
Posted: July 15, 2016 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Loud Music, Pragmatic Profligacy, Preview, Shit Sucks News, WTFTags: audiophile, audiophile gear guide 2016, best audio equipment, best earbuds, best headphones, best music app, best stereo system
Quintin Goynes | UltraVulgarSuperFiend Ultra Vulgar is proud to present the Audiophile Gear Guide 2016, bringing you the most logical Top Rated decisions in consumer-land. This report is strictly related to new electronic technology. Today’s sound connoisseur deserve to know what fits best in their particular lifestyles and how much it costs to enjoy them. Frankly, This kind […]
2016 AVN Awards: Best New Starlet – Abella Danger
Posted: July 15, 2016 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, PreviewTags: 2016 AVN Awards, 2016 AVN Awards: Best New Starlet – Abella Danger, Abella Danger, anal, ass, Best ass, Hair, Jeans
Abella Danger is this year’s 2016 AVN Winner for Best Starlet. Fortunately, everyone over 18 has the right to know this kind outcome. Ideally, AVN–which is Adult Video News–hosts an award ceremony to honor the top pornographic movies and adult products in today’s market. This particular ceremony took place on January 23, 2016 in Paradise, […]
2016 AVN Awards: Best Supporting Actress – Kleio Valentien
Posted: July 15, 2016 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Featured Fuck, Film Freaks, PreviewTags: 2016 AVN Awards, Best Supporting Actress, Kleio Valentien
Kleio Valentine is the 2016 AVN Winners for Best Supporting Actress. Fortunately, everyone over 18 has the right to know this kind outcome. Ideally, AVN–which is Adult Video News–hosts an award ceremony to honor the top pornographic movies and adult products in today’s market. This particular ceremony took place on January 23, 2016 in Paradise, […]
2016 AVN Awards: Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene – Aidra Fox and Riley Reid
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Aidra Fox and Riley Reid – Voted as the 2016 AVN Winners Fortunately, everyone over 18 has the right to know this kind outcome. Ideally, AVN–which is Adult Video News–hosts an award ceremony to honor the top pornographic movies and adult products in today’s market. This particular ceremony took place on January 23, 2016 in […]
2016 AVN Awards: Best [Porn] Actress – Penny Pax
Posted: July 15, 2016 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Events - On the Town, Featured Fuck, Film FreaksTags: avn, AVN.com, awards, Penny Pax, pornography
Quintin Goynes | UltraVulgarSuperFiend This year’s 2016 AVN Winners have been decided. Fortunately, everyone over 18 has the right to know this kind outcome. Ideally, AVN – which is Adult Video News – hosts an award ceremony to honor the top pornographic movies and adult products in today’s market. This particular ceremony took place on January […]