My Dirty Christmas List
By Danielle Bauman
To the tune of “My Favorite Things” From “The Sound of Music”
OTK spankings and role play as kittens
Bright colored condoms and thick dicks from Britain
Pulsating packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored strap-ons and warm pussy strudels
Paddles and saddles and whipping hard noodles
Wild nights that turn into seven year flings
These are a few of my favorite things
Boys in white panties with black and blue gashes
Cum drops that spray on my nose and eyelashes
Sucking and fucking like bunnies in spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When his balls sag
When his dick shrinks
When I can’t get wet
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad