Product Review – South Beach Electronic Cigarettes

Posted: November 8, 2012 by Esteban in Pragmatic Profligacy

     Humming along to Deep Purple’s “Smoke on the Water” being played through the ceiling speakers, I impatiently tap my toes on the filthy tile floor at bustling gas station while waiting in line. The middle aged woman in front of me peeps behind the plastic barrier next to the register, gawking at the box of electronic cigarettes on the other side as if she were on safari.

Approaching the adolescent attendant, she points to the box and inquires with a voice full of confused wonderment, “What are these things, anyway?”

The kid behind the register shrugs.

“These,” I declare in my best game show voice. “are the future of cigarettes!”

“Oh, the future of cigarettes!” She repeats in rapture. “So, we livin’ in the future now, huh? Oh, boy, back in my day…”

Thus begun a 20 minute excursion down memory lane, which started with the simple intention of purchasing a Slurpee and ended with a detailed explanation of the dynamics behind electronic cigarettes. Luckily, this was only a day after my package of South Beach e-smokes had arrived, so I was freshly versed on the subject.

For those who have yet to try this invention and all of the other confused middle aged women out there, electronic cigarettes work by vaporizing a liquid nicotine concoction. While not dissimilar to how other smokable plants are vaporized, the disposable cartridges are attached to the shaft of the cigarette containing the tiny but powerful battery. There is no igniter or flame used, the e-cigs produce virtually no heat, and the cartridges contain no tobacco, tar, or other additives found in traditional cigarettes. The South Beach e-smokes are rechargeable and offer 6 mg nicotine cartridges in classic tobacco, tobacco blue, tobacco gold, menthol, vanilla, chocolate, pina colada, cherry, peppermint, and peach flavors. Needless to say, there is something for everyone. A full cartridge is roughly equivalent to 2 packs of traditional cigarettes, although some distributors sell empty cartridges for smokers to fill with their own carcinogenic concoctions.

 

Team UVSF Suits say, “You do realize that smoking is bad, right? Probably addictive, too. There is no safe way to replace oxygen in your lungs with smoke or vapor. In September 2012, the European Respiratory Society’s Annual Congress in Vienna found that smoking e-cigs in the short term causes resistance in airway passages.”

 

This is what several UVSF writers had to say about the South Beach e-cig experience.

Esteban’s E-Cig Experience

                The South Beach brand e-cigs claim to offer smooth flavor, maximum vapor, and the most advanced e-cig battery on the market, so naturally it seemed like a good starting point to lose my e-cig virginity. Having never tried an electronic cigarette before, I was uncertain of what to expect.

The cigarettes themselves are an ingenious device for such novel technology. The fact that they are rechargeable is a financial godsend for smokers, however, I would love to see an environmentally friendly version of both the reusable and disposable e-cigs. My only beef with this product is that, on a few occasions, drawing too hard from the device will eject a small amount of the liquid nicotine into my mouth. While a fully unwholesome experience, it may have been the result of a faulty cartridge or the charge of the battery. There is no doubt that smoking these things takes a little getting used to, but they are so easy to use and super convenient.

Starting with my favorite flavor, vanilla, I was pleasantly surprised by not just the sweetness of this cartridge, but the lack of any aftertaste or lingering smoke stench. The vapor will not stink up your clothes, hair, or car. Vanilla is such a light flavor that it not only opens up a huge dating pool of non-smokers for me, but now when I make out with strangers they compliment me on my breath. The scary part? I can literally puff on these all day long and not realize I’m taking in nicotine. It’s more akin to hashish tobacco found in hookahs than anything else. There are also no “cravings” throughout the day and no dizziness I occasionally get with stronger cigarettes.

The next logical flavor for my lungs to taste was chocolate. Not being a real fan of chocolate in general, I found this particular nicotine cartridge to be appalling. Just the concept of creating a smokable chocolate and nicotine combo, while this may sound like nirvana to some, makes my biast stomach turn with regret. My senses became immediately offended after only a few puffs, so I quickly moved on…

Throughout my entire smoking career, and I do make a career out of it, I’ve purchased menthol cigarettes four times – all of which were because it was the only pack I could afford at the time. The South Beach menthol is not particularly bad at all, and in fact I would much prefer a menthol e-cig to menthol tobacco. It lends a lingering taste of menthol mint without the ashy aftertaste in tobacco cigarettes – it’s akin to puffing on a stick of gum all day long.

The classic tobacco is smooth and flavorful, albeit being a long way off from the real deal. For those seeking nothing more than cigarette replacement, South Beach offers three varieties of the tobacco flavor you might enjoy.

In the end, there is no real replacement for a cigarette. The sad truth is that all of the terrible carcinogenic additives are exactly what make traditional cigarettes appealing – and when I say appealing, what I really mean is lethally addicting. While in no way healthy for you, these are undoubtedly a better alternative to tobacco cigs. Also, there is something positively gratifying about smoking a cigarette while pumping gas.

 

Kale Knox’ E-Cig Experience

                The chocolate tastes a lot like chocolate cake; very authentic, very delicious. The vanilla is just as good, albeit on the other spectrum of taste. Sweet and tasty, but not overly so. The classic tobacco does a fine job in recreating a classic, unbeatable flavor, as does the menthol. With the exception of the hard burn associated with the carcinogenic chemicals found in normal cigarettes, these flavors are very authentic.

As far as the actual smoking device – it’s quite a bit heavier than a real cig. I could imagine someone actually chipping their tooth on it. What I don’t like is that it tries way too hard to be an actual cigarette when it’s not. The white shaft containing the battery and orange, filter colored flavor cartridges could be a little more discrete.

Overall, I very much look forward to adding the South Beach E-cig to my daily routine, alongside my Paul Mauls and marijuana. It would be interesting to see these come out in a variety of other flavors, and I believe we are only now seeing the tip of the iceberg for the future of electronic cigarettes.

 

Guest Writer J’s E-Cig Experience

“My computer now has it’s very own phallus.“ I think to myself after
unpacking and following the instructions to fire up my South Beach
electronic cigarette.  The fact that another habit has made its way
into my digital world is no surprise at this point, and the three inch
cigarette protruding from my USB port continues to make me smile for
almost an hour of its lengthy three hour charging cycle. I found that
I smoked more grandpa smokes in anticipation of my electro’s debut.
This charge only lasts a day, so be prepared to line it up next to the
rest of your daily chargers.  Despite  temptation, I allow it the full
3 hours of charge time to get the best performance out of this
possible life saving (on a 747) new smoking device.

Three hours pass, and then four.  The cigarettes’  “charged” light
never dimmed so after a good five hour charge, I am finally able to
get my first taste.  Classic tobacco is done better than any
electronic cigarette I have tasted.  Mild but flavorful, traditional
tobacco offerings please the pallet, while the touch of sweetness that
electro’s are known for, is subtle enough not to turn off the
traditional smoker.

Second is the completely different vanilla.  The first thing your nose
will notice is a touch of butter, then a pleasing waif of vanilla.
However, no matter how big of a puff, it doesn’t have much of a finish
unless you exhale through your nose.  I could see this being
beneficial when using the South Beach Smoke to quit traditional
smoking.  There is hardly a trace of tobacco or nicotine to remind you
of the old days.

The final flavor is chocolate, and my least favorite.  Going along
with the trend, it is also not overly sweet, and seems modeled after a
Central or South American chocolate.  The taste of chocolate is
upfront and fades quickly.  The lingering aftertaste is unfortunately
reminiscent of the bottom of a burnt iron skillet, and I cannot
recommend the chocolate unfortunately.

The most important test was the next was the next morning, however, and
no matter how many puffs I took, the South Beach e-cig just could
not replace that all important first smoke of the day.

Comments
  1. Brayan says:

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