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Joke of the Day

Posted: July 25, 2017 by Quintin Goynes in Contests, Events - On the Town, Pragmatic Profligacy
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Johnny says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, […]